Dave

Dave is a minor antagonist whose first appearance was in the 2016-2017 season of Some Gay Shit. He is the rival of Jwoshy and possesses many unique abilities that allow him to get the upper hand on his enemies despite being, in theory, one of the weaker characters in the series.

Biography
He was born, unfortunately, after a doctor killed himself during the abortion process because even Dave in baby-form was an ugly prick. Dave's mother then panicked and tried to eat her newborn child. Fortunately for this villain, like most spics, Dave was given a 10 roll in evasion and so used his 8 legs to skedaddle the fuck out of there and into Jwoshy's life. Dave, like other symbiotic creatures, must attach himself to the life force of another, and absolutely fucking ruin their life to live. Dave enjoys this part of his life the most.

Dave favours ugly clothing.

Trivia

 * Dave and Jeffrey share many similarities. They are both minor antagonists who have the most presence in Jwoshy's stories and both play hockey and have small penises.
 * Holds a recurring presence in Jwoshy's current arc, unfortunately, and even tried to make contact.