Cum to Learn

Cum to Learn is a significant event in group chat history that occurred in the Late 2017 arc that heavily featured Jwoshy's classroom antics.

Plot synopsis
No one even knows what happened because Jwoshy told the story weird but the gist of it is something like his TA was getting married to a girl Jwoshy made eye contact with and then the evil Mexican guy sitting at the back of the class nutted on Jwoshy and then the eye contact girl moved to another class and made a joke about leaving your fiance at the altar and then Gordon Hayward bombed Pearl Harbour

Notes & trivia

 * The Mexican villain mentioned in the story is not Dave, though he shares many similarities with Dave, including being Mexican, antagonizing Jwoshy, and ejaculating in places he should not.